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awwww-cute:

Ready for Halloween

awwww-cute:

Ready for Halloween

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scenicroutes:

[sighs deeply]

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nortonliterature:

The Norton Critical Editions team does not shy away from featuring books that have provoked classroom controversy. Here are the ten texts challenged or banned in the U.S. that we have to offer with contextual and critical material:

  • The Jungle (Upton Sinclair)
  • A Clockwork Orange (Anthony…

I laugh in the face of banning books (and danger)!!!!!

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I may have been conceived out there in the endless depths of space… But I was born when the Rocket opened, on Earth, in America. I’ll cherish always the memories Jor-El and Lara gave me… But only as curious mementos of a life that might have been. Krypton bred me, but it was Earth that gave me all I am. All that matters. It was Krypton that made me Superman… But it is the Earth that makes me Human! -Superman, The Man of Steel

(Source: amancanfly, via sexyclois)

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

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I am the fall queen hear my roar (otherwise known as the sound of biting into a crisp apple)

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D